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Bob Sanders
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Your dog knows better than to touch a sponge ball.
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The first gift you open on your birthday is a 12 pack of Bicycle Playing Cards from Costco... and you love the gift.
Bob Sanders
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You think Bikes are business cards!
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hbwolkov
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When you walk into any restaurant they clear an area for you to perform.
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joseph
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On 2011-05-13 16:30, hbwolkov wrote:
When you walk into any restaurant they clear an area for you to perform.

..and the first thing you do is play with the sugar packets...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On 2011-05-14 06:02, joseph wrote:

..and the first thing you do is play with the sugar packets...

... or steal someone's watch..
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RULE NUNMBE ONE::
You absolutely have to have that new trick for your show on Tuesday..... or you'll be a complete and utter failure.
Bob Sanders
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Waitresses who know you expect more than just a tip.
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hbwolkov
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You know 50 versions of You Do What I Do.
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Bob Sanders
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You think the real value of Photo Shop is making custom playing cards.
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jay leslie
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You have heard of Dynamike. You've seen his website and you've even seen him post but you have no idea where he really is.
hbwolkov
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Every time you go to the dry cleaner they produce a gimmick from at least one article of clothing per visit.
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Bob Sanders
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You realize that you know more magicians than you know that are normal people!
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jay leslie
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When your dad "the magician" says he's going to lecture you..... you're all ears.
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Your teachers are writing "Thanks for messing with my mind" in your yearbook.
Bob Sanders
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You seek out a magic convention to attend on every open date.
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hbwolkov
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Your car registration simply says "vanished".
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mahucharn
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You hear about a block party down the street from where you live... and you have to show up to do some free strolling magic.
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All your ex wives named Nani Darnell as co-respondent in your divorce cases.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You get incredibly excited when you see Usadd post in the Howie Diddots thread
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