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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Your dog knows better than to touch a sponge ball.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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The first gift you open on your birthday is a 12 pack of Bicycle Playing Cards from Costco... and you love the gift.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think Bikes are business cards!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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When you walk into any restaurant they clear an area for you to perform.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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On 2011-05-13 16:30, hbwolkov wrote: ..and the first thing you do is play with the sugar packets...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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On 2011-05-14 06:02, joseph wrote: ... or steal someone's watch.. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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RULE NUNMBE ONE::
You absolutely have to have that new trick for your show on Tuesday..... or you'll be a complete and utter failure.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Waitresses who know you expect more than just a tip.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You know 50 versions of You Do What I Do.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think the real value of Photo Shop is making custom playing cards.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You have heard of Dynamike. You've seen his website and you've even seen him post but you have no idea where he really is.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Every time you go to the dry cleaner they produce a gimmick from at least one article of clothing per visit.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You realize that you know more magicians than you know that are normal people!
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When your dad "the magician" says he's going to lecture you..... you're all ears.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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Your teachers are writing "Thanks for messing with my mind" in your yearbook.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You seek out a magic convention to attend on every open date.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your car registration simply says "vanished".
Northern California
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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You hear about a block party down the street from where you live... and you have to show up to do some free strolling magic.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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All your ex wives named Nani Darnell as co-respondent in your divorce cases.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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You get incredibly excited when you see Usadd post in the Howie Diddots thread
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