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Bob Sanders
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You think the audience is seeking original magic tricks.
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Dynamike
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You stand on the street corner holding a sigh reading, "I'll Work for Magic Tricks".
Bob Sanders
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People ask you how your rabbit is doing.
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joseph
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For some reason, you save the ticket stubs to every convention you attend...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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You carry more than 1 knife in your pocket at any time,
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Bob Sanders
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The handles on your knife don't match!
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Father Photius
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You hear someone did a disappearing act and presumed it was a magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You know where to fine the best rubber bands.
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Father Photius
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And you know where to find the best rubber bands too.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You try paying for a meal with a mismade dollar, claiming it is a
rare mis-stamp...
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Bob Sanders
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You go nuts when you find an empty plastic bag and can't remember what props were in it.
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Father Photius
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When your act comes across like the work of three men; Larry, Curly, and Moe.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2011-06-19 07:54, Bob Sanders wrote:
You choose restaurants that have salt shakers that are easy to vanish.

You put quarters in every salt shaker the day before your party.
joseph
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All your technical presentations at work begin with a magic trick...
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Father Photius
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When you can't find your keys, you take credit for another great vanish.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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When your 87 year old mother starts paying to see you perform.
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Bob Sanders
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You are the only guy in your neighborhood that owns a hair net.
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Forive me if this has already been posted -- but "You're ROCKY the RACCOON is ACTUALLY alive."
Bob Sanders
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You think the audience cares what brand of playing cards you use.
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jay leslie
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You'd rather buy that new trick then see the doctor.
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