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jay leslie
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You iron a silk so it's perfectly flat then jam it into a load compartment.
Bob Sanders
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You worry about cards and silks being perfect matches but never your socks!
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jay leslie
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All you're cloths are shoved into drawers so your magic can be neatly displayed on shelves.
Bob Sanders
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There is nothing in your pockets good for anything else.
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Father Photius
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When you buy your TTs by the case.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You still believe all things are possible.
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joseph
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Your dog leash is a reel...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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The bank has two tellers to check you at the bank window.
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jay leslie
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The only time you ever have two girls on your arm is at the start of a show.
Bob Sanders
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You still use cotton rope.
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Bob Sanders
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The IRS returns your tax return stamped "Get Real!"
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jay leslie
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You don;t care what color the TT is.
Bob Sanders
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You have a huge collection of stolen material.
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Bob Sanders
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You travel with eggs in the socks for safety in your luggage.
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bowers
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You go to bed thinking of magic and wake up thinking of magic.
Bob Sanders
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You hate to have things in your pockets that aren't there to use in magic.
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joseph
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You can perform an entire close up show in the doctor's waiting
room before they call you in...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Your dove feed bill is part of the family budget.
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DavidG
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They are looking for a real mentalist...
Santa greets YOUR friends at www.gift.us
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You know better than to eat some of the stuff in the refrigerator.
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