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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You check all your pens to make sure they only write...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have more "silky" things than your wife.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your guests wonder why your silverware bends so easily...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your friends are embarrassed when they hear someone ask you what you do for a lliving.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You memorize a deck, but can't memorize the state capitals...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can't tell one end of a wand from the other.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You would buy something like a "Glass breaker".
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have a reason to tear a card up...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You don't need the guys from Jersey to make a person vanish.
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zmg013 New user 51 Posts |
If you are not Batman, Superman, or Dracula and you own a cape, you might be a magician.
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zmg013 New user 51 Posts |
If your wife looks for her favorite bra and finds it tied between 2 silks, you might be a magician.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your wife feels free to raid your silk props.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your friends know that you are unavailable on weekends but available all week long!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can talk your way out of coming home at 2am...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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inigmntoya Inner circle DC area native, now in Atlanta 2350 Posts |
You scoot past someone and you both whip around thinking "what the heck, who's getting fresh with me?" when the magnet in your back pocket locks on to theirs.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You know how nice it is to have a stack of new dollar bills and an eraser.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are out of money for the rest of the month because you spent it on magic tricks.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You send packages to the address next door to hide new magic tricks from your wife.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You always get stage fright.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You never have empty pockets.
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