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You sleep with a bunny rabbit.
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There are dove feathers on your suit.
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The casino refuses to give you a job.
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You go into your routine when you hear your music on the elevator.
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You smell like dove scent.
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The postman knows everything that comes to your house is magic.
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You were born with the middle name "Magic".
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You consider reading a fictional novel (and you hate fiction) because the name of the novel is "Illusion" by Frank Peretti. Roger Magic (middle name) Bus, brother of Mini Bus, Greyhound Bus and School Bus.
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Your last name is spelled M-A-G-I-C-I-A-N.
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You were the only inmate to successfully break out of San Quintin , Alcatraz and Leavenworth - all at the same time.
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You hear "Tricks are for kids" everyday.
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Even your banker wants to see a trick.
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Everyone says, "I never know when to believe you."
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People beg for your own brilliant original method to perform your own invention
then ignore it and use a dimwit method from someone who started magic last year.
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You post next to Jay on the Café.
jay leslie
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You wear stilts so you can get a raise.
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Your friends have rabbits in their pictures.
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You spend more time in the toy department of the store than your kids do.
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jay leslie
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The term "40 miler" has nothing to do with a marathon.
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Your credit cards keep demagnetizing for some reason...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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