All you sentences have the word magic in them.

You eat only Lucky Charms cereal because it is magically delicious.

You got a free trip to Laughlin Nevada and the first thing you do is check online if there is a magic store there

You are specifically NOT Invited to a political convention.

You have to empty the trunk of your car before you can go shopping.

You routinely lock your self out of your dressing room.

You can be found on The Magic Café more often than on facebook.

You still do coin magic with real silver coins. (People born since the 1960's don't recognize them.) And you don't understand why audiences assume they are gimmicked magic props.

Very much agreed!!

You save the short most useless pieces of rope.

You have a shoe box of glues and Sharpie Pens.

Your favorite site is a green one...

You know you're not when you waste your time on stupid gag threads

You spent so much time on magic, that you don't think anyone will make accusations when you're not.

You do your magic by sleight of hand not mouth.

You go to the Joseph A. Bank clothing store and ask if they carry anything with gag threads.

When your son asks: "Where is my milk" and you realize your change bag is too wet.

When you take a package to the Post Office to mail, the clerk asks, "What does this trick do?"

You know that you are a magician when you feel obligated to defend other magicians on the web when you see that they are being treated poorly in somebody's mean post to them. You know that you must be a magician when you recognize the smell of the paper used in the old Abbott publications.

You visit NY City for the first time, only to go to Tannen's Magic Shop...