Your dry cleaners keep a special box for things found in and on your suits.

You consider Dollar Tree and WalMart magic shops.

The only pen you have is Sharpie.

When someone at a bar asks for a double you pull out a deck of cards.

Any time you hear about anyone with "pull", you assume a safety pin is involved.

You walk out of a dealers room at a magic convention and all of your money has disappeared.

You have bought a wax toilet ring NOT to be used with plumbing.

You buy thousands of yards of rope a year and never tie anything up with it.

People see all the rope and handcuffs in your car trunk and ask if you have a mistress.

When you would rather get on the café than watch football on Sunday afternoons.

Your paycheck always disappears everytime you got to a magic store

When you spend hours on the café and only minutes on facebook

You save little pieces of bent wire hoping to find what is missing them.

You can perform the baffling bra on a date without silks.

You shop the fabric section of the store more often than your wife does.

Your favorite tree is the 'palm' tree. ...

When you reach into your pants pocket for your keys, you pull out: cards, coins, TT, magnets, silks, and sponge rabbits. However, your car keys have disappeared.

Someone in the Government calls you to see if you can make scandals disappear.

You are the only guy in the room with Bobbie Pins in your pocket.

You get 20 emails a day from people you know with a video clip of Cris Angel doing some trick and wanting to know how he does it.