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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You get 20 videos a day from magicians who believe they invented the double lift.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You own more packs of playing cards than a Las Vegas Casino.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The dry cleaners labels your suit "Magic Costume".
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your rabbit has favorite music and gets ready for production.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
All your shoe laces are tied in slip knots. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't play poker with your friends because they will all accuse you of cheating, even if you lose.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you can levitate yourself
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can be several places at once.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
People don't know your name, they just know you do magic.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People think you only work for children
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People ask you if you do magic on purpose.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The cashier rejects 8 business cards
before the real one works. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People lock themselves out of something and they think that you can open the lock!
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
When you don't have room to eat at the kitchen table because it's full of magic.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have stacks of cards with different backs.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You are the only guy in the fabric shop.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You try to order Dynamike's levitation above. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have three kinds of glue in your luggage.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your cell phone has more magic apps
than phone numbers. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have kept business cards of other magicians to contact when you are in their area, but their cards don't tell you their location.
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