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joseph
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You can fill two shopping bags in the dollar store. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You hunt relatives to visit near magic conventions.
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joseph
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You rehearse all year for your annual Thanksgiving
family magic show. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You buy backup props for effects you no longer perform.
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Mike Brezler
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All of your suit jackets have 20 pockets
Bob Sanders
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You have no money but you do have business cards on you.
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Mike Brezler
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When you have a hard time deciding which card deck designs goes with your suit.
Bob Sanders
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Your magic club decides to go outside the club to elect a club treasurer.
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skyfire
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You can find all kinds of great treasures at the dollar store.
Mike Brezler
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When you have your wife sew topits in all of your jackets
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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That after a 50 year career on stage your 401K account has $1.37 in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You remove the pepperoni from your pizza
so you can practice the coin roll. ...
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arthur stead
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People avert their gaze when you pick up a deck of cards.
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joseph
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All your empty water bottles have at
least one coin in them. ...
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arthur stead
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You carry a stacked deck at all times.
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Bob Sanders
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You make your own Brain Wave decks.
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arthur stead
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You practice second deals and coin sleights while watching TV.
Arthur Stead
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Bob Sanders
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You go to yard sales hunting old office chairs with bases that can be used for rolling stage tables.
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joseph
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You advertise in the church bulletin. ...
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arthur stead
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You don't ever leave the house without a thumb tip, tissues & mouth coils, and a deck of cards.
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