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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can fill two shopping bags in the dollar store. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You hunt relatives to visit near magic conventions.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You rehearse all year for your annual Thanksgiving
family magic show. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You buy backup props for effects you no longer perform.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
All of your suit jackets have 20 pockets
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have no money but you do have business cards on you.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
When you have a hard time deciding which card deck designs goes with your suit.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your magic club decides to go outside the club to elect a club treasurer.
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skyfire Regular user 136 Posts |
You can find all kinds of great treasures at the dollar store.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
When you have your wife sew topits in all of your jackets
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That after a 50 year career on stage your 401K account has $1.37 in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You remove the pepperoni from your pizza
so you can practice the coin roll. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
People avert their gaze when you pick up a deck of cards.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
All your empty water bottles have at
least one coin in them. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
You carry a stacked deck at all times.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You make your own Brain Wave decks.
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
You practice second deals and coin sleights while watching TV.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You go to yard sales hunting old office chairs with bases that can be used for rolling stage tables.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You advertise in the church bulletin. ...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
You don't ever leave the house without a thumb tip, tissues & mouth coils, and a deck of cards.
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