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bigfoot
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You'll spend 20 hours trying to come up with a new way to steal a thumbtip invisibly just to give up because you thought of a new card routine.
jay leslie
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Everyone calls you Mr. Magic which is odd because, you're a female.
Father Photius
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You have no problem with ordering $2500 worth of magic on the net, but balk at the $5.98 shipping charge
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You can sit in the other room while a magician is on TV and you call out how he’s doing the trick, even though you can’t see it.
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You are being charged more at a dry cleaners because of the dove feathers in your coat.
Father Photius
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You can figure out a trick when Penn and Teller can't.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You reach 50 post on the Café.
jay leslie
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You know 5 ways to to the 6 way force
Dynamike
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You can do the double lift with your tongue.
Father Photius
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Your wife names the magic castle as co-respondent in your divorce case.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Your Iphone has 800 magic apps...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You mean... Bob’s iPhone has 800 card apps

You steal imprinted napkins from a country club, your working today,
so you can do a upscale T&R somewhere else, tomorrow
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You graduate from Dynamike Magic School.
jay leslie
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You're a magician when you forget what you’re doing and are more interested in why you’re doing it.
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You take 5 minutes of lessons from Dynamike.
jay leslie
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You know your a magician when you ask how much the Dynamagic class costs
Father Photius
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You know what the Dynamagic class is worth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You save your pennies to go to magic school.

As Will Rogers once said “If you save a little every day, at the end of the year, you’ll be surprised at how little you have"
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You perform magic on the Jjudge Mathis Show.
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Judge Judy ,after finding out what you do for a living, calls you a no good, lazy, bum freeloader.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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