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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You finally bent that key, and now
you can't get back into the house...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You finally picked that lock, but the audience left three hours ago.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You convince someone..... Anyone, that you can make a living at this.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your hour lunch break is eating for 5 minutes
and showing magic for 55...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You open a box of cereal and find a signed $100 bill inside.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Mar 19, 2016, Father Photius wrote: And it’s yours!!!
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You actually know how the Mac King cloak of Invisibility works.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can wear out a deck of jumbo cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When the cashier gives you your change you look for signed bills.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You check into buying unemployment insurance but you can’t afford the payments.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You spend more time in the unemployment line than you do on stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your promotional picture is only 35 years old.
(See my avatar)
Jay Leslie
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ColtonRaelund Regular user COLTON ZOROASTER RAELUND 116 Posts |
You start to realize that this thread is getting WAY to cheezy!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Oh this thread was bought by Kraft 90 pages ago!
When everytime you hear applause you run on stage and take a bow.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are holding a card fan in
your family portrait...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't do your laundry without thinking of the Magician's clothes line routine.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your business card is on 1,000 boards
in your town...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you have spent $10,000 on advertising and promotion and still have no gigs.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your wife doesn't know what all those
tricks really cost...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You consider it a bad day if no one asks you "hey can you show me a trick?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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