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Your napkins have your contact info...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your neighbors run and hide, pulling their children off the street when thehy see you come out of your house.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You see a trick on the net
You order the trick You are now a magician Practice, you say? Nope History, possibly? Nope Variations? Nope Just buy it and get your business cards printed.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your only magic training is exposures on Youtube.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You still purchase vhs magic tapes...
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The Wacky Wizard New user 54 Posts
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You never miss an episode of Penn and Teller Fool Us
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You can fit a half dollar inside a bottle or a magic wand
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You own 6 dove pans
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You know the 3rd word on every page of an Egyptian tome...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You know the difference between a Gin & Tonic and a Scotch & Soda
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You discover a bail bondsman won't accept magic props as collateral.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You have graduated from a Whoopee Cushion to an electronic WhOoPeE Cushion
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You try to get arrested so you can practice your handcuff and jail escapes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You sleep 2 inches above your mattress...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your calendar has 30 upcoming shows…. this week.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..or 0 shows, but you are still optimistic ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your landlord actually signed a lease with you.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You have 30 different tricks hanging from
your key chain...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You have 2 different Die Boxes and advertise that you can change your show for next years performance.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You go to Sunday school for the gospel magic part...
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