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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And you practice delivering it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You just feel good hanging around with the buddies here.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You wait for a special price on pizzas but order magic props ASAP!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You get excited when magic shops are having special offers.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you see all your other magician friends in the toy section of Dollar Tree.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... and the public see a bunch of guys comparing toys with each other.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and giggling like children...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... and then taking things apart like children.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and getting funny looks from the other customers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
...who also join in breaking those toys apart ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you buy the Silly Puddy for the plastic egg.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you can convince your new girlfriend to wear a skimpy costume and become a contortionist who works for peanuts.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have been banned from every restaurant in town for bending the silverware.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You volunteer to sub for the sick performer at the Castle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-11-07 17:39, tabman wrote: How do you do that, Tabman? Any tips? Let me start finding a new girlfriend now. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have to rebuild your zig zag to a larger version every year after marrying your assistant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2009-11-07 21:23, JamesTong wrote:...How do you do that, Tabman? Any tips? Let me start finding a new girlfriend now. The keyword is "new" as in new girlfriend. Show her a few tricks and when she coos, "I just love magic," invite her over to your digs. The rest, of course, is up to you.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you reach Eternal Order on the Café.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-11-07 23:50, tabman wrote: Gee, that's simple and I could do that |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You drive around in your ragtop, wearing a fez...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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