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You browse through all the Halloween supply aisles at Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Walgreen's, etc. looking for somthing that you MIGHT be able to use in your magic act. (e.g.-Did you know those adult black velvet vampire capes fit very nicely over most rolling plastic shelf cart stands to make them immediately "magical" for onstage use?)
JamesTong
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When you can watch a particular DVD performance 100 times.
JimbosMagic
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Your coat tail starts growing doves
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
joseph
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You have over 1,000 playing cards with someone's initials on them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Your aluminium linking rings are twisted because you handed them out for examinations too many times.
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When someone talks about a double lift you are the only one that doesn't consider it a term in the Swingers Lifestyle.
JamesTong
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When instructions such as - "Control the chosen card to the top of the deck with your own favorite method" makes sense to you.
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When a Top hat is always placed upside down.

Posted: Sep 29, 2009 12:52pm
You only keep petrol in your wallet
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
JamesTong
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When you magically appear money to pay at the cash counters.
tabman
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When other magicians introduce you to their friends as a fellow magician.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you are discussing workshop tools and prop making with other fellow magicians.
JimbosMagic
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You can rip a card 30 different ways.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
jay leslie
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When you're under 80 and can"false shuffle" while seated.
tabman
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When you can do a Charlier pass upside down.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you try a one hand cut with a pack of cards in one hand and also do a four coins roll with the other and watch a magic DVD at the same time.
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You do a magic halloween show in your front yard...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You have a small stage that includes backdrop, curtains, sound and lighting systems in your house.
tabman
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... you live out of a suitcase, make your phone calls on the way to the gig, and take all your meals backstage in the green room.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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On 2009-10-01 22:37, tabman wrote:
... you live out of a suitcase, make your phone calls on the way to the gig, and take all your meals backstage in the green room.


Wow! Tabman, you hit it right on the nail. That statement really describe the life of a magician.
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Just one sponge banana is not enough
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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