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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
When you hand out your business cards to eveyone you meet.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... your business card says "I am a magician!"
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
The first thing you do in the morning when you get out of bed is reach for your magic wand.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and then empty your lota bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... and wear the thumb tips on both thumbs.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your trips to the country club is only to do shows...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You get a tip from a Doctor
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... your thumb tip is worn out from extremely usage.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-12-20 21:00, jay leslie wrote: or a waitress...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... everyone and even the parrot call you magician.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... the only way they'll let you in most exclusive clubs is as entertainment.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you know who Bob Sanders and Joseph are.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are actually booked for the week...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you know that being booked is good news.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you no longer need a business card.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you are great and interesting news for the media.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
People know us by our name:
Tongini, Billini, Photini, Tabini, josephini etc. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You own a ladies' hair net.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
The only body part you exercise is your fingers
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The name of your white dog is Casper.
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