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So you withdrew your life savings from the bank to take a photo to prove to a bunch of semi-interested anonymous strangers from around the globe that you're an A-1 cardsharp?
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Jmstrings,

Speaking on behalf of many Gambling Spot users, read carefully.

We don't care, and frankly, we don't believe you. We thought you'd get the idea after 122 replies, but apparently we were wrong.

Even after our lectures and criticism, you still haven't been able to back up your claims with any remote display of skill in your videos, or any real amount of knowledge in your posts. This is pathetic; you're posting pictures of FAKE cash (read below for proof) on an internet forum as a substitute for lacking the ability to display any real skill or knowledge.

Looking closer at your picture, I noticed it's flipped horizontally. I also noticed that you were dumb enough to expose the beginning serial numbers of the top 2 bills. Both serial numbers start with "HD91" with a sub-serial of "D4."

From what I've found on the internet, the "D" in "HD91" represents which of the twelve US Federal Reserve Banks it was printed in, while the rest of the serial numbers/digits could be any of A-Z or 0-9.

26 * 12 * 10 * 10 * 26 * 10 = 8,112,000.

Jmstrings, there is a 1 out of 8,112,000 (0.000012%) chance that one of the top 2 bills isn't photocopied. From this, I find it highly likely that the majority of the other bills in your picture are also photocopied. This statistic, on top of your behavior, is significant and conclusive evidence that your desperate yet constantly failing attempt at trying to look like a cardsharp has once again failed, thus making yourself look even more pathetic. I'm surprised it didn't cross your mind that we, students of deception and manipulation, are sharp observers.

I rest my case. Smile
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Yeah, I saw that on the first pic. The 0 is where the 5 should be.
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Fake money? lmao
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HA!

You don't need to look at the serial numbers, folks. The picture of Franklin is upside down.

Pretty good idea, actually. It's a little detail like that which protects someone from counterfeit charges. You know, kind of like putting a picture of Homer Simpson over Ben's.

Which gave me the idea of checking out his last picture, which I hadn't bothered to look at. Jackson's picture is upside down.

So right about now Jmstrings--who really did win all of those bills in card games--is wondering about the $500 dollar bankroll he used to buy into a game where the guys in the "croo" unloaded all those funny looking bills on him.

What's he going to do, go to the police because he was stupid enough to bet a real bankroll against monopoly money? They'd be laughing for three weeks.

It doesn't matter: liar or sucker, real bills don't have the faces upside down. Not even in Australia.
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Just so you know the webcam he is using reverses the image...no mistake there. But the double serial number is hysterical!
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There is no double serial number

Posted: Oct 26, 2009 5:16am
Unless I was paid in counterfeit bills... but I highly doubt that's the case.
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On 2009-10-26 04:37, Clock wrote:
Just so you know the webcam he is using reverses the image...no mistake there. But the double serial number is hysterical!


So it's not upside down, but mirror imaged.

Well then, I'm the sucker. Smile
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Well, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Now obviously Steve Forte, Sal Piacente, Jason England, or whoever else pretends to be a gambling expert needs to show up and take pictures of their money. Else jmstrings is at the top of our world, wouldn't you all agree?

No? Not even after he posted these pics of like, thousands of dollars (US, even)?!? Obviously no one has ever had that large a sum without cheating at cards.

Wow, it's like showing you have money means nothing whatsoever. I guess I won't have to withdraw my online bankroll just to show that I'm "real" after all.
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On 2009-10-03 17:07, jmstrings wrote:
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so the 0 on this pic is at the top left of the bill, with the 5 next to it-instead of the other way around. Right?
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Guys, here are the good angles:

http://www.arnoldmcdonald.org/en/images/Photo.jpg

Nothing wrong with me.

I'd like to see all the serials though Smile.
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What has this fanning got to do with gambling? Smile
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I guess I'm crazy, it still looks weird in my pic, but clear in yours Arnold. Thx.



Okay Jm, any new stuff? More cash? Any sweet ed hardy shirts?
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I have a funny feeling jmstrings still isn't giving up with all this nonsense.
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On 2009-10-26 16:07, kcg5 wrote:
I guess I'm crazy, it still looks weird in my pic, but clear in yours Arnold. Thx.



Okay Jm, any new stuff? More cash? Any sweet ed hardy shirts?


I do not own any "Ed Hardy" clothing.
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JM,

Are you in some "Prince Syndrome"?

Especially, for your money spread picture, that is wrong
even my 4 year old daughter said "dady, that money looks strange"

you should know better.
if you want to convince people, you should be more concerned.

sigh,
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On 2009-10-30 13:17, euro76 wrote:
JM,

Are you in some "Prince Syndrome"?

Especially, for your money spread picture, that is wrong
even my 4 year old daughter said "dady, that money looks strange"

you should know better.
if you want to convince people, you should be more concerned.

sigh,



Yeah, the money looks strange because she's not used to seeing so much of it! Hah!


Relax, mate. Have a laugh.
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So, no more money, no ed hardy. Any new moves for us to talk about?
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