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Why is it a Card Duck and not a Card Robin? Because ducks are funnier than robins. Why is it an Egg Bag instead of a Golf Ball Bag? Eggs are funnier than golf balls. Bananas are funnier than carrots.

What are some other inherently funny objects?
Woke up.
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By the way, I thought "vy a duck" was something to carry water from one place to another. Smile
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No that's a via duct, what you want is a Why a duck? I understand why a cow, I understand why a chicken, but I still no understand why a duck?

It doesn't matter we are going to build a tunnel there anyway.

What isa this?

It is a wire fence.

Why er fence?

Oh no you don't!
(with appologies to Julius, Leonard and The Cocoanuts) (OK, I give up trying to post a link to the routine, just look on YouTube and search for Cocoanuts Part 7 )
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Father Photius (to spectator): "Oh, you're from Hawaii? Tell me, is the correct pronunciation "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"

Spectator: "Havaii."

Father Photius: Thank you.

Spectator: You're Velcome!"
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Vow! Dat vas hilalious Smile
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And that was more hilarious!
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On 2009-10-09 10:21, Bill Ligon wrote:
Father Photius (to spectator): "Oh, you're from Hawaii? Tell me, is the correct pronunciation "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"

Spectator: "Havaii."

Father Photius: Thank you.

Spectator: You're Velcome!"


:rotf:
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That was a good laugh, Fr. Photius. LOL!
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Laugh, I nearly gave my sweets away
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The albatros always seems to get a laugh, and I believe Red Skelton once did pretty well with a couple of seagulls.
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Pumpkin is a funny word when used like. My brothers as dafft as a pumpkin.
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Smelly fish.

silly concker

are both funny
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String of sausages.
Egg turns into a fried egg.
Telephone squirts the performer (not the volunteer).
Boxer shorts with a million red-shaped hearts all over them.
Giant aspirin.
and the beet goers on... Smile
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On 2009-10-08 22:50, Father Photius wrote:
No that's a via duct, what you want is a Why a duck? I understand why a cow, I understand why a chicken, but I still no understand why a duck?

It doesn't matter we are going to build a tunnel there anyway.

What isa this?

It is a wire fence.

Why er fence?

Oh no you don't!
(with appologies to Julius, Leonard and The Cocoanuts) (OK, I give up trying to post a link to the routine, just look on YouTube and search for Cocoanuts Part 7 )


That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
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On 2009-11-10 21:49, mtpascoe wrote:


That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.


You Bet Your Life!
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I just shot and elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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The thief took a shower. It's missing.
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I built a sunroof in my living room. The upstairs neighbor is furious!
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