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DStachowiak Inner circle Baltimore, MD 2158 Posts |
Why is it a Card Duck and not a Card Robin? Because ducks are funnier than robins. Why is it an Egg Bag instead of a Golf Ball Bag? Eggs are funnier than golf balls. Bananas are funnier than carrots.
What are some other inherently funny objects?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Yaks
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
By the way, I thought "vy a duck" was something to carry water from one place to another.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
No that's a via duct, what you want is a Why a duck? I understand why a cow, I understand why a chicken, but I still no understand why a duck?
It doesn't matter we are going to build a tunnel there anyway. What isa this? It is a wire fence. Why er fence? Oh no you don't! (with appologies to Julius, Leonard and The Cocoanuts) (OK, I give up trying to post a link to the routine, just look on YouTube and search for Cocoanuts Part 7 )
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Father Photius (to spectator): "Oh, you're from Hawaii? Tell me, is the correct pronunciation "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"
Spectator: "Havaii." Father Photius: Thank you. Spectator: You're Velcome!"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Vow! Dat vas hilalious
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And that was more hilarious!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-10-09 10:21, Bill Ligon wrote: :rotf:
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
That was a good laugh, Fr. Photius. LOL!
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Laugh, I nearly gave my sweets away
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The albatros always seems to get a laugh, and I believe Red Skelton once did pretty well with a couple of seagulls.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Pumpkin is a funny word when used like. My brothers as dafft as a pumpkin.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Smelly fish.
silly concker are both funny
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
String of sausages.
Egg turns into a fried egg. Telephone squirts the performer (not the volunteer). Boxer shorts with a million red-shaped hearts all over them. Giant aspirin. and the beet goers on...
Jonathan
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Bonkers
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mtpascoe Inner circle 1932 Posts |
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On 2009-10-08 22:50, Father Photius wrote: That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-11-10 21:49, mtpascoe wrote: You Bet Your Life!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mtpascoe Inner circle 1932 Posts |
I just shot and elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The thief took a shower. It's missing.
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MrGreggy Loyal user 213 Posts |
I built a sunroof in my living room. The upstairs neighbor is furious!
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