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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Give a magician a fish
and you will feed him for a day give him a T.V. set and he will look for the latest magic specials...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a magician a fish
and you will feed him for a day Give him 10 fish, and here comes the picnic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Give a magician a fish
and you will feed him for a day Give Mac King a fish And he'll swallow it and make a hit show!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a magician a fish
and you will feed him for a day Give him an eel and he will be shocked...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Give a magician a fish
and you'll feed him for a day give him a call and he'll negotiate for a higher fee
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you'll feed him for a day. Teach him to use a boat and net and he can feed the whole village. Give a magician a fish and he'll put it in a thumbtip! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
This thread keeps getting fishier and fishier
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and your feed him for a day. Hit him with a fish and he'll go away. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a magician a fish and he'll try to get his assistant to clean it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a magician a fish, And he'll ask you for a fake one. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a magician a clam and he will get the shell out of there...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a fish a man and you feed it for a month! Metatron |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Take a magician to a magic shop, And you made his day! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give him 3 fish and he will look for a picnic table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to Dynamite Fish, and you'll both have a Blast! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Find him a girl and he will forget about the fish...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a girl a fish and she will feed you for a day. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give him a tv, and he will order a pocket fisherman from hsn...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give a magician a fish, and he'll turn it into a trick. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day. Give him 2 rabbits, and he won't need any fish...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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