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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Pick any number between one and three.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Ladies and gentlemen, give her a round of applause!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Thanks .. and drive home safely...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MrGreggy Loyal user 213 Posts
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Hello everybody! Please raise your hand if you're not here today.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Special? Nope! A Frayed (afraid not) knot!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You have been a great audience and give yourself a good round of applause. Good night, and drive home safely.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Don't tell anyone how we did it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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derrick Inner circle I dug holes for 1044 Posts
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Watch carefully, you will see that my fingers never leave my hands and my hands never leave my body.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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(After getting a child to give his/her age) Wow! That is exactly how old I was at that age!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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"What's your name? .. Mary?...That's my middle name"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Thank you, good night and drive carefully. Because I am walking home!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Is it a cherry colored card? Haven't you ever heard of Black Cherry?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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I know what you are going to say...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Do you know one card from another? Which one is another?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And George, if that is your real name...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Can I call you, George?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Run through the cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Someone must have given you that name. Certainly you wouldn't buy it!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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(Magician looking at the inside of the finger ring) "With Love, from all the guys!"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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"It's the only card like that in the universe." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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