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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
I want you to pick the first card that comes to my mind.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Have you ever read Websters Dictionary or are you waiting for the movie to come out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Who wants to be the first volunteer for my home built guillotine?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And remember if anything goes wrong, I'm not liable.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
As for that dangerous glue trick..Don't worry...I'm bonded...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Just reach in there and if it doesn't bite pull it out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Ripley's Believe It Or Not just couldn't believe this.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
If you will just tie that rope into a knot...not like that!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Only use half the wand. This is not that big a trick.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Did you learn to tie that knot in the in the navy or when you were working on death row?
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And if your hundred dollar bill isn't in this envelope, then you'll never see my face around this town again.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Well, I thought it was pretty good for only $2...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And if this doesn't work, I'm going to go find those instructions and finally read them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Now I just do coin tricks; people asked for their dollar bills back.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Now if we loose this key, don't worry, I can get a locksmith here in a day or two.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Thank you for coming up to help me. This is how we sell the same seat twice.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
(Chair Suspension)
Spectator: Will it hold me? Magician: We'll find out. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Have a seat on the electric chair...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Remember, you volunteered to come up here.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
I take it that that is your beneficiary sitting there by you.
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