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Scott Xavier
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I want some good whimsical escapist quotes, have any?

Mine: I don't do kids shows, I don't do comedy, I'm not that happy of a person!
Not the funniest but oh so graphic!
The Donster
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How about, "I love kids as long as they're not mine, and they're someplace else." Don.
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No magic here. Just a combination of technique and brute force!
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When tying me up...don't go around the neck...that causes me pain, and it costs you extra!!

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Scott Xavier
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LOL, I like that! Cost extra! he he he
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Just because this strap is long, thin and you have it in your hand, please refrain from remembering that your wife has been nagging at you for the last 3 days to cut the lawn.
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"ouch" followed by a high pitch "I'm ok honest"
Scott
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Heard this a few months ago and have been using it ever since.

Pointing out the label inside his/her straitjacket, the escapologist reads out 'Warning May Contain Nuts'

Maybe not 100% PC but always gets a laugh.

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Scott
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Scott Xavier
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Excellent Quote Scott!
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If I see a hot girl and I need to be handcuffed or thumbcuffed or bound in some way, I'll look at them and say, "Wow you look like you'd be good at this" while I wink at them and smile a little seductively. Then as they're doing it I'll say something like, "You know folks, I think I'm starting to enjoy this way too much...ah the joys of an escape artist." This gets a good laugh I find. Also, say they haven't gotten the thumbcuffs or handcuffs on tight enough I'll say, "Can you just tighten this a little more? Thanks." Then as they are doing it I'll yelp really loud like I'm in pain and they wind up jumping a mile as well as some of the spectators too... Smile Well those are just some ideas, thanks.

Ed (Eddini). Smile
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"You can put me in shackles and chains...but it won't stop my face from breaking out."
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