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Will you hold my exploding cane?...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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If I cut-off your left side, will you be all right?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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See my trick knee? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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I'm going to throw every line at the book - at you
but if you read these 25 pages, I can just go home instead.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Will you shuffle this deck while
I go to lunch? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Did you hear about the pre-wound IT everyone here is talking about?
What a loaded thread, that is :d
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Will you hold this uranium while I look
for that darn lead box? ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Love that pair socks. Which one matches?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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(Seeing a kid with Face Paint)
You know you have dirt right there on your face? (point) Or, mix-up their design/ the same thing as mixing-up their Halloween costume. Say they have a butterfly on their face "That's a nice dragon on your face there"
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Did you know I had to take up magic just
so I can find out how I do this? ...
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Alejandro Pacheco New user Spain 31 Posts
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How much money do you have in your pants?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Will your insurance cover helping me on stage?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Can I borrow your missing watch? ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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OH! Don't I remember you from your picture in the Post Office?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Did you place your volunteer fee into the tip box?...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Did you know that your shoes are tied ( point)
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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How many white spots are there on that card?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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How many white spots are there on that card?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Can you make MY wife disappear? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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What do you mean "I should stick to my day job?" THIS IS MY DAY JOB
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