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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
None...With the money you make doing magic, you can pay someone to do it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Why that's magician's choice! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
If you are a real magician your bulb should not need any changing. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Three..
One to remove it.. One to refill it with milk.. One to screw it back in...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-12-30 08:55, joseph wrote: ... and one more to switch on the light to test whether it works. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
(Please never ask a magician's wife this question!) Several more than we will ever admit. After all, it's like Two Card Monte there are more comments and judgment time requirements than there is meat to the trick. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
As many as it takes to change a heavy one...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
You need to set up a committee to seriously discuss on the methods. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on if there is press coverage involved. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on who is bonded...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Is that the latest trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Two..One to change it and one to go get it refilled with gas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sword of the Soldier Elite user 437 Posts |
How many does it take...
50. 1 to do it and 49 to explain their method. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Enough to make you appreciate the dark.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Two..
One to rehearse the effect, and one to provide patter...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Three: One to actually change the bulb and the other to levitate him. The extra guy takes all the credit and sells the bootleg DVD.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2010-01-01 10:46, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and one more guy who will pirate the bootleg DVD and sell them as an original copy. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even less than it takes Congress to do nothing!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
How many vents does it take to change a light bulb?
One..while the dummy reads him the directions...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... and I hope they are converting to the greener floursecents!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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