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jay leslie
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And now Bob Sanders... the Henny Youngman of magic.
Bob Sanders
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The intermission is over and still no blue lights!
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jay leslie
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Bob.. What does the Kmart special have to do with opening lines?
Bob Sanders
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And you thought the ticket wouldn't be worthless until after the show...
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Tonight you are here to see one of the world's greatest magicians....but he/she couldn't make it so you are stuck with me
Bob Sanders
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How many of you brought your magic wands?
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C Gibson
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The funniest opening to an act I've ever seen was actually a comedian at the Festival here in Edinburgh. He came on and just paced around the stage for a few seconds looking curious then said "im just looking to see if I can find the funniest part of the stage" everyone laughed as he continued to pace. As they laughed he looked surprised then walked back to the point where everyone laughed and everyone laughed further.

Thought this was genius!
magicgeorge
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That would've been Jimeoin.
Jon Blakeney
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In the words of Tommy Cooper (RIP)
Tonight Im going to do my last trick first-----Because Im sick of the whole act
or
Lets get the show off to a flying stop.
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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