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The Curator of the Unusual Inner circle Tampa FL 1399 Posts 
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On 2010-01-22 19:36, Kameron Messmer wrote: Good point!...scrap the Ladder......
You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
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Kameron Messmer Special user Billings, MT 742 Posts
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Here's a question, any jokes to go along with the phobia theme. Ive thought of maybe doing something with a fear of something stupid, i.e. flowers, books, numbers, etc
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Todd Robbins V.I.P. New York 2922 Posts
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Depending how sinister you onstage persona is, you might be able to get away with:
"I sleep with a night light on. Not because I'm afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of ME!" |
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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Isn't that a Chuck Norris line?
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Todd Robbins V.I.P. New York 2922 Posts
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Yes, the joke was originally about Chuck Norris, but the scariest thing about him these days is that bad rug he wears on his head. Of course, I ain't gonna tell him that.
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Rod Pringle Special user 543 Posts
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Rodney Dangerfield put it this way.......My wife drives me crazy..She told me she was afraid of the dark...Then she saw me naked....now she's afraid of the LIGHT hahahaha
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Sylver Fyre Regular user Michigan 152 Posts
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It looks like most of the major phobias have been mentioned but may I add a few more?
Fear of heights - Levitation maybe? Or add a suspension stunt for a big finish? (and no not the hook in flesh type suspension) Fear of water? Fear of your mother in law? Note all the above go well with escape acts... especially the last one! Good luck!
Sylver Fyre
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Danny Borneo Special user 722 Posts
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In summation at the end of the show you could always leave them with the idea of Phobophobia - The fear of fear itself.
and there's always Hobophobia - fear of homeless train hoppers that eat cans of beans (just kidding about that one). |
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Kameron Messmer Special user Billings, MT 742 Posts
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Sylver: The funny thing is I LOVE my mother in law. and not just tolerate her, we hang out with her more than anyone else. and it is often my idea. We watch movies, go to dinner. but the audience doesn't know that.... hmmmm
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Kondini Inner circle 3609 Posts
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Mine works for the "Scottish Tourist Board"
Swimming up and down Loch Ness ! |
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gsidhe Inner circle Michigan 1725 Posts
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On 2010-01-25 10:56, Kameron Messmer wrote: Good...Then she will understand when you make mother in law jokes. Try it with a truly hostile one...Not so good. G |
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Rod Pringle Special user 543 Posts
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My mother in law said" SO YOU WANT TO BECOME MY SON IN LAW HUH? and I said , "NOT EXACTLY...I JUST WANT TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER." I like Thanksgiving ...it the only time and day that I can give my mother in law THE BIRD hahah
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