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tabman
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(with kudos to Jeff Foxworthy)

... you keep all your old and discarded props in your front yard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You keep your suspensions up on concrete blocks.
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tabman
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... your "bang gun" is a .357 magnum.

Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:56am
... your last gig was at the alligator farm down the road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your "magic metal cylinders" say Maxwell House Coffee on them.
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MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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Your rabbit has no cage- it lives in the back seat of your car...
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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You sleep with your rabbit. In the back seat.
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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One of your tricks is cut and restored baloney strings.
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joseph
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People wondered how your teeth vanished...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bill Ligon
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You amazed your wife and sister with your new trick, and she said it was a good one.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
tabman
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... when your friend calls you about a gig and you know he's talking about frogs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When your magic wand doubles as a Tire Checker.
joseph
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You perform the floating banjo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you use John Deere silks.
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tabman
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... you produce a mallard from your duck pan.

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On 2010-02-19 21:02, jay leslie wrote:
When your magic wand doubles as a Tire Checker.


Oh man, you're killing me.

... you use your water torture cabinet as a live well on your bass boat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jazzy snazzy
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run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
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You perform the linking piston rings.

Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:30pm
You wear a black velvet cape with a painting of Elvis on it.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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joseph
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You spit your tobacco into your lota bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you use snuff for woofle dust.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You perform the multiplying moonshine bottles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have pictures of rabbits on your mud flaps.
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joseph
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You are the hit of the trailer park...
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