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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
My only friends with "talent" dance and my friends in high places, live on a hill.... and now that I think about it, those dancers always want money.... so they're really not my friends.
As a side note the only thing that I'm persistent about is posting goofy stuff here. Oh well, back to work. I didn't get enough sawdust up my nose for today.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
They keep you a closeup table in the feed store and give you a free Coke to perform.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use the back-flap on your drawers as a topit
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
But you call it a bottomit.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-10-19 21:14, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and you pour a pack of Lance peanuts in it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Would that be considered "Going South with the load?"
. ...or is that more of a Mason-Dixon thing? And Now appearing, Cousin Clyde with his 8th wonder of world....the Vanishing Peanuts. This show is not available above the Mason-Dixon line. Ladies Night Special "You buy Clyde a brew and He'll stuff his nuts all night"
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
One of your mental effects is predicting how many peanuts are in a volunteer's Coke.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your duck bucket says KFC on the side...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are the masked magician locked inside of a room of magicians holding baseball bats.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-10-21 16:19, Dynamike wrote: ... and for a mask you used an old feed sack with eye holes cut in it!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
LOL. Good one.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're defiantly a redneck magician if your avatar is in black & white.
In fact, you're the king of redneck magicians. • Note: No single individual is being pointed-out, here. Any similarity to anyone with a Black and White Avatar who just happens to have Kozak standing next to him, is just a coincidence.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
During your act, some tumbleweed rolls across the stage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can't get up the nerve to make a John Deere disappear.
Northern California
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when other redneck magicians whom you respect declare you "the king of the redneck magicians."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Now... you are only allowed to drink Budweiser, watch The King of Queens and use King Arthur Flour for your bread & pies but don't forget about the King Snake as a pet.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your redneck audience thinks your tip cup is a spit bucket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use your welder's hood with duct tape over the lens as a blindfold.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You pour whiskey out of your Lotta Bowl.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your next gig is at the Roadhouse Tavern...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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