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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts 
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... you get hired to do a new program for Hayseed TV.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When your super X is built out of old steel beer cans.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your Ultimate Dancing Hank is forrest green.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Your Chief of Security sleeps in the back of the truck.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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You think your ears provide the best wax available...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your close up case doubles as a tackle box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You use your chew to edge-mark cards.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you use deer scent to smell mark cards!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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When you buckle your cards they end-up on your belt.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... the girls down at the feed store all love your king of hearts belt buckle.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You're mentalism act involves horse shoes and a prediction of how many ringers people get.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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Your duck pan is really an old modified charcoal grill...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Your favourite "trick" is stealing gas from your friend so he thinks his milage stinks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your big stage illusion closer involves a banjo and a canoe
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You do the cut and restored car towing strap.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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On 2010-11-04 11:53, Father Photius wrote: So you have seen Kyle's show? Three of the people in your band are playing the kazoo. |
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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You don't need Twitter, you have a CB radio.
You don't need Facebook, your picture is hanging in the Post Office.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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Your local tv station broadcasts your magic show to all 12 homes...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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You have to check the Post Office for your Wanted Posters before you book the show.
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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You complain to the Post Office that your contact info wasn't included.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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