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joseph
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You perform the moving tobacco stain on your business card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Your zombie ball is actually a dried cow pattie.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You're a member in good standing of the Southern Magicians Association Of Underpaid Clowns And Fry Cooks.
Father Photius
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When you have a topit sewn in your overalls.
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joseph
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Your close up table used to be a cable spool...
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hbwolkov
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Your magic wand has a trigger and resembles a shotgun.
Northern California
tabman
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USA
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... you have your magic magazines and books delivered directly to your outhouse.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have a Purina logo on your business card.
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joseph
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Your rising cards are controlled by a clapper...
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hbwolkov
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Your assistant's name is Ellie May and your last gig was at Jed Clampets.
Northern California
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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If Larry the Cable guy is your beautiful assistant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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If your props smell like a hound slept on them...
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Father Photius
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You use a coon skin as a change bag.
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tabman
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On 2010-11-07 22:38, Father Photius wrote:
You use a coon skin as a change bag.


... and there's a coon still using it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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OK, Tab it took me a good ten minutes to get off the floor and stop laughing after reading that.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Robbie the Racoon is your signature trick,
Northern California
Father Photius
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You produced a bear on stage when you was only three.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your wand is custom whittled.
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tabman
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.... your Aerial Fishing rig was made by Zebco.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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Pulling a gator out of a hat is one of your signature tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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