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Bob Sanders
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Your truck has two different color doors.
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tabman
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On 2010-11-12 06:37, Bob Sanders wrote:
Your truck has two different color doors.

... and it matches your custom Two Holer Die Box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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When the vanishing pickup when the payment is due is one of your key tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You use a tail pipe for a card stab
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Father Photius
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Your magic wand is the shifter off a 57 Chevy Pickup.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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The audience at your kids show have completed a higher grade of education than you.
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joseph
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On 2010-11-12 18:33, Father Photius wrote:
Your magic wand is the shifter off a 57 Chevy Pickup.

and 4 different colored welding rods...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Your first magic book came by sending two dollars and 4 coupons from the back of oil cans.
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tabman
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... the tattoos on your forearms contain secret code for the card stack you use.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Your "duct bucket" produces several colored rolls of duct tape...
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hbwolkov
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You only perform at Lumberjack restaurants.
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Bob Sanders
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You sign your name "Bubba Whodini, PHD." and it means Bubba Whodini Post Hole Digger.
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Father Photius
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Producing a 6 pack from a cooler is your show stopper.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You look for a volunteer from the audience without a dip in his mouth.
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Father Photius
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All your ATA cases have "John Deere" on the side.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You perform cork to "Old Panther" wine bottle...
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tabman
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.... one of the key members of your staff is an alligator wrangler.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Your pro rasslin alter ego is the mad magician...
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Father Photius
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You have a set of vanishing and appearing canes on the gun rack in the back window of your pickup
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tabman
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On 2010-11-15 10:27, Father Photius wrote:
You have a set of vanishing and appearing canes on the gun rack in the back window of your pickup


... and an "I Brake For White Rabbitts" bumper sticker on the back window.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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