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hbwolkov
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Your last 3 assistants were named Bubba.
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Father Photius
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When you seal your assistant in the sub trunk with duct tape.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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For closeup you do the floating sweet po-tater.
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Father Photius
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The music to your act is provided by a banjo and an ocarina.
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Bob Sanders
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You find your volunteer's ring in a Copenhagen snuff can.
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jay leslie
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Your burned and restored shoe looks exactly the same during all three phases
hbwolkov
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You have more tatoos than a prison inmate.
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Bob Sanders
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Your magic tool box really is a Craftsman tool box on wheels.
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Michael Peterson
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You consider a double lift drinking two beers at the same time.


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jay leslie
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Your "Snake In A Can Joke" is a real snake
tabman
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... your new routine is called Multiplying Goof Balls.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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Your cards are readers but you're not!
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joseph
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You can talk about magic or truck tires for hours...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You ain't never bought no sure-nuff new truck tire. (But three of them nearly match!)
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jay leslie
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Remote control magic means: you have a kid push the button.
tabman
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... you've named your new super wonderful two holer, electrified outhouse, The Amazing JOHNathan.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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While on stage you took off all your clothes and thought that made you invisible.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You do a chainsaw levitation.
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joseph
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You do walk around at fillin stations, and wonder how they keep their restrooms so clean...
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Father Photius
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You hook up two tractors to pull apart your sawed in two illusion after the sawing.
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