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jay leslie
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You do the "Chewed & Restored Skoal Trick".
Father Photius
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When the levee breaking and flooding the town doesn't stop your show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Your town has a levee...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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You can only drive a Chevy truck blindfolded.
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jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2010-11-21 13:15, hbwolkov wrote:
You can only drive a Chevy truck blindfolded.


You don't need a blindfold, because you can't afford glasses.
Father Photius
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You think a trap is something in the back of your long johns.
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hbwolkov
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You think an out take is where you'll find your out house.
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Father Photius
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You get all your jokes for your act from reruns of Hee Haw.
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tabman
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... you've got four appearances on The Statler Brothers TV Show on your resume.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When your lovely assistant is Lulu from Hee Haw.
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tabman
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... if you use the words "assistant" and "Lulu from Hee Haw" in a complete sentence.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
hbwolkov
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You are aware of Lulu from the show Hee Haw.
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Bob Sanders
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You know how to use a Scruggs Pin.
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hbwolkov
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Your Hells Angels nick name is Lord of the Rings
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joseph
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Your tobacco voice eliminates the need for a mike...
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Bob Sanders
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You wear your knife on your belt next to the tobacco can.
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jay leslie
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You make your reels from Skoal cans.
joseph
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Your pull is a steel guitar string...
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hbwolkov
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You pull a rabbit out of your bandana.
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Father Photius
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You wake up every morning in the Lone Star State.
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