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joseph
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The tag on your vest says "Property of Waffle house."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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You perform for the Beverly Hillbillies.
jay leslie
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You use the grease under your fingernails to edge-mark cards.
Bob Sanders
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You don't need a key to start your truck.
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tabman
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... you think all them dove workers are sissies. You produce hawks, owls, and eagles - barehanded.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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All of your rabbit tricks features a Pole cat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You produce live cat fish from your Square Circle.
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tabman
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.... you are the grand marshall for the Thanksgiving Day parade in downtown Bugtussle. Have a good 'un everybuddy.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Your shows sound system is a modified cb radio...
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hbwolkov
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You get your drinks for Hospitality from your still...
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tabman
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On 2010-11-25 12:32, hbwolkov wrote:
You get your drinks for Hospitality from your still...

You may be on to something here!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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On 2010-11-25 12:32, hbwolkov wrote:
You get your drinks for "Hospitality" from your still...
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You may be on to something here!!!
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You think Hospitality drinks come from the hospital.
Father Photius
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Your trademark is wearing the red overalls of mystery.
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Bob Sanders
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You wear a white shirt with you overalls to formal events.
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Father Photius
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Wizzo was your idol.
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hbwolkov
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Your suspenders can be used as a giant loop
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Father Photius
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Your assistant's name is Rosco P. Coltrain.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You clap your hands and stomp your feet for magic words.
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tabman
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... you got all your props repainted primer grey at Cooter's Paint and Body Shop.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You invite people to see your show at 'The Barn Of Death"
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