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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The backdrop for your show is a velvet painting of Elvis.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
That show would be in a very small room where the music is" lonely table just for one"
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Wravyn Inner circle 3483 Posts |
You get a guest spot on The Jerry Springer Show.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You selected the signed photo of Max Mavin in a Hells Angels jacket
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the saying on your T-shirt is offensive in 16 states.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can whittle 10 dice from 1 cow chip...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your belt says, "Bubba the Great!"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your at a hotel in the magic convention and call the front desk and say "I gotta leak in the sink" and the room clerk says "Go ahead."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Getting caught in the rain will not be the first time your hat got wet.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you go to a luxary hotel for a magic convention and wake up with chocolate in your years.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your chop cup is a gimmicked 10 gallon hat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You use a piece of "light bread" for torn and restored napkin.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your parking brake is a piece of firewood.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The only drink you can order at a bar is moon shine
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your belt buckle is large enough to conceal a full grown possum.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3483 Posts |
Instead of using soft rope for a cut and restored, you use rope tobacco and bite the center out of it.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your idea of hitting the big time would be to play the local barn dance.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You think the eclipse illusion is making the half moon on the outhouse door vanish...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3483 Posts |
There are at least 5 junk vehicles in the yard that are for practicing the appearing or vanishing car.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You once made a puma appear on stage, but forgot the cage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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