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jay leslie
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You can't perform Torn and Restored Marriage Licensee because there wasn't one to begin with.
joseph
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You do the cow chips over the head routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you've used a fiddle bow for a magic wand.
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tabman
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.... your favorite fart machine joke is, "who 'fard' that shot?"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jazzy snazzy
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The signed dollar bill in catfish.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
joseph
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Cow chip matrix...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jazzy snazzy
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Cups and cheese balls.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
joseph
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You produce your assistant Daisy Duke from under a ten gallon hat...
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JamesTong
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... you can appear an old truck with a flash of smoke.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you can perform cash to frog legs.
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tabman
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... you'd sew a topit in your underwear if you wore underwear.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... commercial airlines won't let you fly with just the ordinary stuff you have in your pockets at church.
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tabman
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... you made your own multiplying pipe props out of real schedule 40.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You think magic is as real as the WWE...
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Bob Sanders
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... you think "Craftsman" is a patch on you best costumes.
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tabman
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... you got your start in magic as a kid when you performed for a birthday party at the snake ranch down the road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you organise regular moonshine parties for the buddies here.
tabman
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... when you take a tug on the jug whenever you see the word moonshine in print even if you have to write it yourself.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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The frill on the front of you magic table came from your jacket...
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Bob Sanders
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... your closeup pad is the mat from the floor of your truck.
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