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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Back in the 60s, I worked with a rodeo clown that would actually use a double barrel 12 gauge loaded with only a blank loaded with wadding. He routinely shot it during the show and rolled off the back of his spooked mount from the recoil.
Now that we are more "mature" (as a stunt man) he races stage coaches and flips them over and drags them for tourists. I'm just 65. Mike is older! No telling what scary thing I'll do when I get old. But: You know that you're a redneck magician when you got your start in a rodeo arena. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you're hired as the masked moron and you show up with a pair of panty hose over your head.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think that Moron is the family name for the Masked Moron.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you decided to change your name to The Masked Maroon to match the color of your socks.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have matching socks? That's too organised for me.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Masked Maroon would be an insult to Daffy Duck
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The flap on your long johns has the prediction of your forced card.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Betwixt tricks you like to set a spell and rock.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You recognize a nail keg as wooden furniture.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you do torn and restored toilet paper with a page from the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dressing room door doesn't have a star on it but it does have a moon!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your dressing room door is the door of a 57 Chevy pickup
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you actually work for Chicken Feed!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your biggest annual show is down at the grange hall.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Tickets to your big annual show are only available at the auto parts store.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the tickets come printed on the back of used deer tags.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think GPS means Great Possum Skinner.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You glue your cards together with possum snot...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You'll play checkers with Tabman in a tractor shed.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your spongeball routine involves more spongeballs than the number of teeth in your audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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