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Father Photius
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You busk outside the Country Music Hall of Fame.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You are tethered to perform in your house only.
joseph
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Before your show, you cut your grass and find a car...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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You are afraid of a blackneck magician.
joseph
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You do your parlor show after you rake the leaves off the floor...
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You let one of Siegfried and Roy's tigers try to catch you.
Bob Sanders
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You live for the day that Dolly is in your audience.
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You perform magic the same time you are singing Denver's songs.
Bob Sanders
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You went to school with John Denver. (I really did in Alabama!)
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Father Photius
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You actually can say you did baffling bra on Dolly Parton.
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Dynamike
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You were born in prison.
Father Photius
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When Brad Paisley sings a song about you.
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Dynamike
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You have "red neck" stamped on your neck at birth.
joseph
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The Salvation Army declines your tux...
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Bob Sanders
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You learned ammunition reloading from your mom.
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joseph
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There are more than five McDonald's bags in your close up case...
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Bob Sanders
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You can do Moon Pie productions.
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jay leslie
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You're pig sings "All I want for Christmas is my two front feet."

Because "You don't eat a singing pig, all at once"
Father Photius
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You tour with the Oak Ridge Boys.
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On 2010-12-26 19:11, Father Photius wrote:
You tour with the Oak Ridge Boys.

Your beard is longer than William Lee Golden's.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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