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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
If the newest thing in your truck is the deoderizer
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your 3 clients are on speed dial, right after the local taxidermist's number ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You are the most popular entertainer at shotgun weddings.
Northern California
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-12-28 06:40, joseph wrote: ... you've had your assistants stuffed to keep your payroll costs down.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You use a shotgun to catch a slug between your teeth.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your keynote illusion is known as "The Coon Hunt"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-12-28 11:23, Dynamike wrote: ... and that's what you got those store bought teeth for!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your wife got two deer cameras for Christmas. (This is TRUE at my house!)
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You have seizures performing anywhere but the mountains.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your xmas list includes magic and ammo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It is more important that the horn on your truck works than the brakes.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you have the cops following you after your performance.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your magic sound system includes a 30 foot cb antenna...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You really love every post of this thread.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3480 Posts |
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On 2010-12-28 15:09, joseph wrote: Instead of applause you get 10-4 good buddy responses |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You wear a white mask with two holes during your performance.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your momma can use a chainsaw.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3480 Posts |
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On 2010-12-28 15:17, Bob Sanders wrote: And you love her Stihl! |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you're hungry, you go to the jail for a meal.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your license plates read KKK.
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