The Magic Caf
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You know you're a redneck magician when... (23 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..19..35..51..67..83~84~85~86~87..102..116..130..144..156~157~158 [Next]
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17289 Posts

Profile of joseph
Directions to your show include "Turn off the paved road." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24148 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
You are holding a rifle and say, "There are not any Dynamike's in the audience is there?"
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Your diet consists mostly of items only found in a swamp.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24148 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
You hold a chain saw behind your back and say "Dynamike, I have something for you."
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9497 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
For the intermission you challenge people to wrestle either a bear, an alligator or Dynamike.... wearing the RJOM
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Your wife/assistant is a titled woman...Heavy weight champion of the world.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17289 Posts

Profile of joseph
You can do serpent silk with your pony tail...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Your magician's choice involves three cans of snuff.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17289 Posts

Profile of joseph
The primary color of your zig zag is bondo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9497 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
And all the parts came from a Chevy Vega.
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
... you become obsessed with finding a new dancing pig to replace the one you bbqed last year at your annual Going Whole Hog Magician's and Tractor Mechanic's Bass Tournament.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
The place where you practice your magic can also double as a deer or duck blind.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17289 Posts

Profile of joseph
Your entire show fits in the bed of your Ford Ranchero...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Your magic word is John Deere.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
.... your woofle dust has a strange, earthy odor.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
You've used a live skunk as a form of misdirection.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24148 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
You have on your 2011 goal sheet, "Do magic better than Dynamike."
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17198 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
You are dead drunk and you are still considerably more sober than your audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24148 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
You play the song "I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy" during your show.
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2947 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
One-third of your audience have tatoos on their forehead.
Northern California
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You know you're a redneck magician when... (23 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..19..35..51..67..83~84~85~86~87..102..116..130..144..156~157~158 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2022 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.05 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL