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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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When your favorite magic convention meets in Skunk Holler.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you perform the Tractor Pull Of Death, routine
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your swing set was an old tire hanging from a tree by a rope.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your tricks involve skoll.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you and your lovely assistant were joined together on Sadie Hawkins Day by Marryin' Sam
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your fire wallet is on a chain...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your alarm clock has to have a place to perch.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You have used Stupefyin' Jones to mesmerize your male audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your closest magic friend lives on Polecat Road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Is that Jimmy Jo or Jimmy Bob?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your entire audience is kicked up on Kickapoo Joy Juice.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You ask them what shell the tooth is under...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you can out whammy Evil Eye Fleegle
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your show revolves around Robbie the Racoon or his friend the skunk.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your real name is Billy Joe Jim Bob but for stage you cut it to just Joe Bob.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You have trouble remembering your tricks ever since you drank your thermometer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Three of your eight children are in the same grade at school while some of the others are a year apart.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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All your doves are named after a southern civil war general. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you learned your magic from Lonesome Polcat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your non-magic job is working at Jakes Lube Rack...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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