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Wravyn
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After doing Salt Shaker Through Table, you have to prove that the salt shaker will not actually fit through the open slits on the picnic table.
Father Photius
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You do Rocky Raccoon with a real raccoon.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Wravyn
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You think the last four words in the National Anthem are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
Father Photius
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When you hear the audience mumbling something about tared and feathered and you know it doesn't refer to an illusion.
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Bob Sanders
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Your dove cage is really a coon trap.
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You only do matrix with the Elvis quarters...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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If you ever climbed a tree at night to replace your rocky raccoon
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Wravyn
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You use porcupine quills for your needle swallowing trick
Dynamike
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All your bottle tricks are engraved with XXX.
hbwolkov
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You employ a full time tattoo artist.
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Father Photius
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You do your shows at family reunions in hopes of hooking up with one of your cousins.
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Bob Sanders
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You and your date like the same brand of snuff.
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Father Photius
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You rub Tabasco sauce on your hands to warm them up for sleights.
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hbwolkov
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You incorporate at least 2 carburetor illusions in your routine
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Bob Sanders
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The longest ears in your show are on a donkey.
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Father Photius
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When you wire up bubba to a taser to use as a remote fart machine.
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Bob Sanders
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You can't see the difference between a Lotta bowl and a cuspidor.
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Father Photius
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You think a night of magic practice involves two 6 packs and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Wravyn
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You use a deer blind for the Things That Go Bump In the Night illusion
Bob Sanders
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It was only a deal if Jack Daniels was involved.
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