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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your livestock production is a cat fish.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your assistant weighs more than your zig zag illusion...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have to have someone who can write to write your predictions for you.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your close-up show fits in the left saddlebag of your bike and your stand-up show packs on the right.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your chop cup doubles as a spit cup.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You set out your best baseball cap for your formal show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You do a watch steal from an audience member during your act and then realize it is your own watch.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You need two more paying shows to have the trailer payment.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The holes in your shorts make perfect ball droppers...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use your fishing license for identification.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your dentist has an express lane for patients with 15 or fewer teeth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your card stab involves Mumbly Peg a Bowie Knife and a barrel top.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You keep your balloons and wax outside in the fridge...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The plumbing at your trailer ends at the pine deck.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Some of your gig money goes to buy your grandma a new plug of tobacco ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You would not ever want to "borrow" a man's handkerchief.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You were almost late for your show, when you had to fix a flat tire on your house...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
As a child the first words you learned to speak were "attention K mart shoppers"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You wonder if you should wear your pistol on stage.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
After your show, you are treated to hors d'ouerves (spam on a saltine)...
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