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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use a screwdriver for a magic wand.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Before your show, you participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You wear your boxer shorts on the outside of your pants because you think the audience will appreciate the pattern.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think handkerchiefs only come in red and blue.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You water ski with your boots on.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You don't have any shows in the winter - so you follow squirrels around and steal their nuts.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your assistants roll their hair with soup cans before every show...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think Bass Masters is a graduate degree.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your Die Tube is also a connector piece on your still
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Getting a magic package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you saw someone in half they better have their tetanus shots.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your multiplying beer cans is a real show stopper...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Every girl in the family has her own welder.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your weekly restaurant gig is at the Cracker Barrel.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
All of your publicity photos are either at Cracker Barrel or the stockyards.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You use hay bales as the backdrop for your levitation illusion.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your backdrops are made of feed sacks.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Aa grade school auditorium show is promoted like you were in Vegas.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You keep your chain saw with your magic props.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You light your stage with Coleman Lanterns.
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