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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You jingle your spurs for misdirection.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You get everyone attention by shooting your colt 45.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The patch on your jean jacket shows that you are sponsored by Coors and Colt.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Before practicing, you must worm your hogs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You win a trophy at a local magic competition but don't have the room on your Harley to take it home.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The tail gate on your pickup is brush painted to look like a magic wand.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The tooth pick hanging from your mouth does not effect your elocution.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can do Cups and Balls with empty Spam cans.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You put a really fast motor on your winch so you can do a tractor pull.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your plaid scarves clashes with your Hells Angel jacket.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the wife-swap trick and they don't look anything alike.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Every prop you have has tobacco juice stains on it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
Your final load for the cups & balls consists of an egg, a bag of bird seed, and a few leaves of tobacco
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You won't do a gig when it's raining because your Harley might get wet.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your magic smoke is WD-40.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are known as the Great Spam-ini ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You think the Brema Nut Trick has something to do with rodeo bull riding.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You take your monthly bath after your Saturday night set.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You perform card on fish stringer.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You perform card to haystack
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