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jay leslie
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Your Pin The Tail On The Donkey trick uses a rooster.
Bob Sanders
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Cards from Mouth really shuffles the cards.
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joseph
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Your IT is banjo string...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You never thought of a toothpick under your wedding band as a gimmick.
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hbwolkov
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You refuse to vanish a motorcycle because it would be sacrilious.
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joseph
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You thought Owens magic was owned by Buck Owens...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
mahucharn
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Your cups & balls are made out of pieces of hay/wheat weaved together.
Bob Sanders
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Your performance contract requires a fiddler in the band.
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jay leslie
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You magically produce the cake then use a Bowie Knife to cut it..... which came from your boot.
Bob Sanders
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People in the audience have their chainsaws with them.
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mahucharn
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You can ask to borrow chainsaws from your audience members to juggle with... and you end up juggling 5.
Bob Sanders
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One of your effects is color changing grease rag.
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hbwolkov
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When you perform at a Police Convention everyone in the audience wants to know when you were released.
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Bob Sanders
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Your feather flowers are all the same colors of your chickens at home.
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hbwolkov
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Your props are made of distressed denim or leather,spent shot gun shells, or used skoll cans.
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Bob Sanders
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Your dog, Ole Blue, is your security department.
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hbwolkov
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You have been named to headline The National Hillbilly Association's 50th Annual Meeting for the 49th time in a row.
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Bob Sanders
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The show's MC plays a banjo.
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jay leslie
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You're sound system consists of people telling other people in the back, what you said
Bob Sanders
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Your fans still use a Polaroid camera.
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