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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Your "dressiest" magic shoes need to be scraped off at the door before you enter the performance area.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you can do color changing ball cap.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You stepped in something as you walked on stage.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your mailbag escape is really a feedbag...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... your main effect is card in water melon.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You look out in your audience, and the only person there is cousin Clem, uncle Cooter, and Cletus...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you name your balls for the Cups and Balls, "Cooter, Clem, and Cletus."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You draft illusion plans for the vanishing spittoon...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you call "the draftsman" you are calling the guy who dispenses draft beer at Cooters Night Owl Bar and Rod and Gun Club.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You can't do the bullet catch because you only have one tooth...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... so you catch the bullet in your armpit.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All your tricks and roadcases are made from MDF including spring flowers.
Jay Leslie
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You have spent enormous amounts of time perfecting the palming of a tin of "chew"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you use a Lota Bowl as a self flushing spittoon!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Instead of the "magic words" to make something vanish, you say "Get 'er done!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your Benson Bowl is made out of a Baby Moon hubcap.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
... your Magician's Wax comes from your ear.
Posted: Mar 23, 2010 10:23pm ... your magic assistant is a goat! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The box you produce your assistant out of has a crescent moon cut into the door.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... and a Sears catalog on the floor.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
... your bed of nails is actually a porcupine!
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