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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
Your production box is held together with duct tape.
Posted: Oct 16, 2011 9:18pm You carry all your tricks in trash bags. Posted: Oct 16, 2011 9:21pm You pull a live opossum out of a hat. Posted: Oct 16, 2011 9:22pm Instead of nesting wands, you use nesting toilet paper tubes. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Floating Chainsaw is your major effect.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform the multiplying chew tobacco balls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your assistant dips snuff.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your truck has two different color doors.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your truck has no doors.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You count on your taxidermist to get you bookings.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have the ability to move the skull and cross bone tatoo on your forehead to your right arm without employing a plastic surgeon.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use a wheel barrow to carry in your props.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You wear a 10-gallon hat atop a 20- gallon ego.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You tell your bloodhound to sniff out a gig...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do card stabs on Saturday nights in the backroom of the truck stop at the card game when you don't have a show.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your second wife has just graduated middle school.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your boots have more than "whiffle dust" on them.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your Thanksgiving turkey had to be retrieved from your taxidermist.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your macaw has a red neck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have to move the checker board to do your close-up show.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You perform a card stab on a card deck in another magicians chest pocket.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do a possum vanish.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The feathers used in your props were picked up in your yard at home.
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