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Metatron
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... your flash paper is newspaper soaked in gasoline.

Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:31am
... your catgut is made from a mountain lion.

Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:33am
... your Lota Bowl is Jug with XXX on the side.

Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:36am
... you actually followed David Williams advice, and made a Rocky Raccoon out of road kill & a bed spring.
Metatron
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... you see one of these while setting up for your gig!

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... This is your Fan Club
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... your stage is in the middle of the Mud Wrestling Pit.

Posted: Mar 24, 2010 2:13am
... there's chicken wire between you and the audience.
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Metatron, you're cracking me up!!! Great posts!!! Smile

You know you're a redneck magician when your late for your gig because you couldn't miss the latest broadcast of the Foxworthy Countdown.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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You carry your whole show in your overalls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Your plans for the "vanishing out-house" are on your A-list.
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... your version of the "bullet catch" uses a potato gun and lighter fluid.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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... there are more livestock in the audience than there are people.

Posted: Mar 24, 2010 12:22pm
... your assistant wears Daisy Duke shorts and a Confederate Flag as a halter top.
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On 2010-03-24 12:22, Metatron wrote:
... your assistant wears Daisy Duke shorts and a Confederate Flag as a halter top.


Oh BABY!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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... your Chop Cup is made from a beer can.
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Your best, classic trick in your parlor act is pulling a 'coon out of a hat...
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You perform ring to shoelace, but the shoelace is your belt...
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...your oldest daughter is named Crystal.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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And she's also your 3rd cousin!
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... you refer to your spring skunk as road kill.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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People click on "see the trailer", and they see your trailer...
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... when you can use your beard or your belly as a holdout.
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... when your favorite magic wand is also a tire tool...
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When your 3 ball routine uses Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Posted: Mar 26, 2010 12:44am
When you can use Beard Hair as Black Art.
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