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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts 
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... your flash paper is newspaper soaked in gasoline.
Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:31am ... your catgut is made from a mountain lion. Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:33am ... your Lota Bowl is Jug with XXX on the side. Posted: Mar 24, 2010 1:36am ... you actually followed David Williams advice, and made a Rocky Raccoon out of road kill & a bed spring. |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... you see one of these while setting up for your gig!
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... This is your Fan Club
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... your stage is in the middle of the Mud Wrestling Pit.
Posted: Mar 24, 2010 2:13am ... there's chicken wire between you and the audience. |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Metatron, you're cracking me up!!! Great posts!!!
You know you're a redneck magician when your late for your gig because you couldn't miss the latest broadcast of the Foxworthy Countdown.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You carry your whole show in your overalls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Your plans for the "vanishing out-house" are on your A-list.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your version of the "bullet catch" uses a potato gun and lighter fluid.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... there are more livestock in the audience than there are people.
Posted: Mar 24, 2010 12:22pm ... your assistant wears Daisy Duke shorts and a Confederate Flag as a halter top. |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-03-24 12:22, Metatron wrote: Oh BABY!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... your Chop Cup is made from a beer can.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Your best, classic trick in your parlor act is pulling a 'coon out of a hat...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You perform ring to shoelace, but the shoelace is your belt...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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...your oldest daughter is named Crystal.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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And she's also your 3rd cousin!
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you refer to your spring skunk as road kill.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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People click on "see the trailer", and they see your trailer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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... when you can use your beard or your belly as a holdout.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... when your favorite magic wand is also a tire tool...
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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When your 3 ball routine uses Rocky Mountain Oysters!
Posted: Mar 26, 2010 12:44am When you can use Beard Hair as Black Art. |
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