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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2012-02-28 19:30, joseph wrote: like this one? http://www.thehouseofenchantment.com/graphics/reel.jpg
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your assistant outweighs you by 100 pounds.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your tigers are really corn fed barn cats...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You refuse to travel to New York city because they don't have any Michelin one star road kill restaurants.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your picture is posted in every truck stop in your area.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your stage name is Bow Legs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You give a bucket of fried chicken to your volunteers.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have magic props in every room of the trailer.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You peddle snake oil at intermission...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do color changing chicken.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a cane to prop the hood up, on your F150.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your force card is on your mud flaps.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
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On 2012-03-10 19:24, jay leslie wrote: I do that with my Ford Ranger, does that count?
Et tu, Spartacus?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You store your props in buckets and coffee cans.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can produce cards wearing cattle rustlin' gloves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You are working on a Six Shot lotta cow horn.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You're late for your show because you had
to see where that fire truck was going...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think of your hound dawg as a fire extinguisher.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your change box is actually your pooch's doghouse.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You had to take your socks away from the dog so you could wear them to the show.
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